If this rap shit don’t work out, I’m a be an analyst on ESPN. Anybody that follows me on Twitter (@WHOISJY by the way) knows how much I hate the Lakers. Ever since the Sacramento Kings rivalry about 9 years ago they’ve been on my shit list. It was over once I found out that crooked ass referee fixed some of the games against the Kings so the Lakers can win but that’s another story.

Fast forward to the 2010-2011 season. The Lakers are coming off another championship (sigh) and they’re the favorites to win the West again and possibly the next championship. Then the Miami Heat (my favorite team, shameless plug) forms the big 3 and now they’re the favorite to win it all.

The whole season Kobe and dem, have flashes of greatness, and a lot of mediocre performances (especially that ass whoopin they took from Miami on Xmas at home). Come playoff time, they’re bullshittin around with Chris Paul and the Hornets and almost lose the series to them. Then they played the Mavs. The Mavs obviously frustrated with their lack of rings, swept the Lakers in the second round. Andrew Bynum elbowing little ass J.J. Barea, Odom elbowing Dirk, I mean shit was all fucked up.

Now which brings us to this season, in which we almost didn’t have. Let’s list some of the things that they Lakers have done which will lead to their funeral at the end of this season.

1. Phil Jackson retires-One of the greatest coaches in NBA history who Kobe actually listened to is gone.
2. No Brian Shaw?-An assistant under the Zen master, would have probably ran the team as Phil would. Which brings me to number 3…
3. Mike Brown named Lakers Coach-You bring in a coach who couldn’t get his star player to listen to him? to Hollywood?? Smh.
4. Failed trade for Chris Paul-Lakers fans got real hyped when they thought CP3 was coming to Cali. I mean he did, but to the Clippers muhahahaha.
5. Dwight Howard would rather go to the Nets than to play with Kobe, nuff said.
6. Losing Lamar Odom-You lose a big piece of your championship teams for draft picks? Then trade him to the Mavs? The team that unleashed a beating on you that would make Kunte Kinte say..”And I thought I got my ass whipped”? Fail.
7. These bullshit trade and free agent pickups-Troy Murphy, Jason Kapono, and host of other don’t do shit players.
8. Ron Artest changing his named to Metta World Peace-yeaaaaaa.
9. Shannon Brown to the Suns-Losing the most explosive player on your bench is never good.
10. Kobe Bryant’s divorce-He’s going to be mad all season, because that bitch bout to get super paid on his ass.

Welp, the death of these fuckers is inevitable. I don’t know about yall but I’m ready for the season to start so I can watch everybody in LA go to the Staple Center…to see the Clips.

One of my favorite shows as a kid. First movie sucked. Lets see how the second one goes.

Live Performance at Mambo Lounge. The Slave Shift: Falling Up Drops next month
Shot by Swirve Media